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Some examples from "Say coffee or tea"

Brain in 'off' mode

The whole crew except the fresh 20 year old stewardess are in the lobby of the hotel at pick up time. The captain asks the Purser to call the new girl and ask why she's not down on time ?

So the Purser calls the girls room and says: 'Why are you still in your room, it's pick up time...' The girl replies that she cannot get out of her room. The Purser says: 'well, what's wrong, is the door stuck?' The girl replies: ' no... there are three doors in my room. One goes into the bathroom, the other goes into the closet.' Finally the Purser asks: 'well, what about the third one ?'

The girl answers: 'That door has a DO NOT DISTURB sign on it...'

Hard landing

An airline pilot hammered his ship into the runway really hard on a certain flight. The airline had a policy which required the pilot to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline.' Due the bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, expecting that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said: 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' 'Why no Madam,' said the pilot, 'what is it?'

The little old lady asked: 'Did we land or were we shot down?'

Inflight meals

The cannibal was travelling from his homeland towards 'civilization'.

Halfway, when feeling hungry, he asked the stewardess for the passengerlist.